"We got Bush for 4 more years;
The blue states cried; the red states cheered;
Howard there's no need to shout;
Does she know her booby's out?
She doesn't...by the way....unbelievable
Bill Clinton's heart attack;
Oprah hands out Pontiacs;
Ron Artest does not play nice;
Kobe Bryant got off twiiiiice
Which Gotti is hunkier?;
Which Bush daughter is drunkier?;
Which sister's sexier?;
Which has anorexiaaaaaaaa?
So loonnnng, to Sex and the City;
There's a hub cap hanging from Janet Jackson's tittyyyyy;
Britney got maaarried;
First Jason, then Kevin;
Rodney finally gets some respect;
Why do people say my singing sucks?;
And It's not my fault it's it's ....
It's acid reflux
Happy *clears throat* happyyy
*takes out boom box and hits play and starts to lipsync*
So happy holidays from meee toooo YOUUU!!!!!!
::DOES ASHLEE SIMPSON HOEDOWN!::
watch it here: http://students.washington.edu/erinmw3/jim2004.wma